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  • year is 2392
  • child: mommy i can't sleep
  • mother: don't worry mychild. lay down as i sing to you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
  • mother: TELL ME I'M A SCREWED UP MESS THAT I NEVER LISTEN LISTEN
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lovingkidrauhl: 3/50 favorite justin photos
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99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

(via thelaughingmango)

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  • parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
  • family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
  • friends: omg you are soooo pretty
  • boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
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orbitingasupernova: shrapnel-heart: zerostop: goatpox: thegoodsonisbad: petitpanda: adriofthedead: thedruff: chandlerhandle: surfdog2000: adapadapa: adriofthedead: surfdog2000: goatpox: All bready to go… hey, quit loafing around Public transportation sure is crumb-y. I love this sort of slice-of-life candid photography. it’s better than walking, at yeast still a pretty long rye-d home I’ve had it with these half-baked jokes I’ll always rise to a good pun exchange Funny though, because with puns it seems like you got naan please doughn’t go this route with these horrible jokes Wheat did I do to deserve this… i doughn’t think you realize how much i love bread buns I kneaded public transport. I now present to you, ladies and gentlemen—The People Who Write The Titles Of US Pokemon Episodes!
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dont like people or you will get feelings and die

(Source: pratfall, via sir-laughsalot)

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meme4u: http://memeblock.com/
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coagulates: i’m not a model the fan was just on and my camera just kinda turned on idk life i guess
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