pleaseandaitah:

A wise man once said “did i fukin ask u to speak?”

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that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

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agayboy:

you can’t buy my love(but you should try)

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beyoncebeytwice:

do you think the fall from my bed to the floor will be enough to kill me

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pitbullfan:

blogging in front of your parents

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causekhaos:

can we all just appreciate that the pointer is a metal handsign \m/

larrycuntlinson:

was it something i said

(via sugar---baby)

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dontyoublogmebaby:

cadegrey:

freyjas:

you can’t spell analyze without anal

that’s why there’s homoerotic subtext everywhere 

and you can rearrange the word subtext to make buttsex

there’s homoerotic buttsex everywhere

(Source: takohai, via sugar---baby)

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  • romney: I WILL CREATE MORE JOBS, I KNOW HOW, I WILL DO IT
  • student: okay how
  • romney: I WILL CREATE THE JOBS

internetexorcism:

“sorry you’re not my type” i say to the man willing to donate blood to me as i am sick on my death bed

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laugh-addict:

via laugh-addict 
theme by-injection